ANGALIA POLICE WA KENYA WANAVYOPENDA RUSHWA

 POLICE : Hey, we ni nani ebu leta
kibande na i.d ifuate. Kama
hakuna ulete title deed ya kutumia
barabara wakati watu wamelala.
PRIEST : I am a priest. I am from a
mass.
POLICE : Sawa sawa. Leta baptism
card tujue kama ni wewe.
PRIEST : [giving him the card]
here.
POLICE : [inspecting the car and
sees no mistake] Yani, hii gari
yako haina magosa hatha githogo
ya gufanya uto kachai ??
PRIEST : I am a man of God and I
know all traffic rules.
POLICE : [after a while] Hauwesi
gosa makosa. Kwa nini
unaendesha gari pekee yako
usiku bila passenger yeyote
ndani ?? Ukipata ajali ukufe
unataka nani apige simu police
station ama nyumbani ama
mortuary ?? Nawega wewe ndani.
PRIEST : But in this car I am with;
God, Angel Gabriel, Angel Michael,
St. Patrick, Hail Mary, St. Peter and
St. Joseph. They will help me.
POLICE : Iyo ndio major offence.
Thats overloading a small car with
passengers at night with
unknown malicious intentions